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He hiked up the
mountain, refusing to stop
Then, without a parachute
to cushion the drop,
That fearless
young man called Tim
Perhaps by
chance; perhaps by whim,
Stepped over the
edge of Mount
Feathertop.
JB on Tim
Holding Sept. 2009
There once was a
man in a bright red suit
He was the centre
of a dopey dispute
'Cos a brainless
brute cried No! No! No
To his friendly
Ho! Ho! Ho!
But the kids,
they gave that brute the boot!
JB
on 2007 Christmas
There was a young
barmaid from Sale
On her chest was
the price of the ale
And on her behind
For the sake of
the blind
She had the same
thing, but in Braille!
Imelda Evans, who got it
from her dad.
The man at the
bar heard a voice
That tie you’re
wearing - good choice!”
No if’s or
buts
Comp-limen-t‘ry
nuts
Told him straight
it was time to rejoice
Graham Davey: www.grahamdavey.com
There once was a
man called John
Who went on and
on and on
He walked very
fast
Was a fighter to
the last
But they kicked
him out of Bennelong.
JB on 2007
Federal Election
Peter Andrews was
his name; also known as Pete
Geez, they said;
he’s sufferin’ from the heat
Water runnin’
uphill? Weeds we shouldn’t kill?
Strewth the
bugger’s mad; a bloody dill
But his genius in
the end was ever so sweet.
JB on Peter
Andrews - Natural Sequence Farming
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Home to Moomba,
Aussie Rules and a mighty horse race
With a river and
a bay and a Federation space
Fashion,
festivals and parks and gardens too
Trams of class
and tennis grand; and cappuccino brew
‘Tis marvellous, ‘tis Melbourne; love that place!
JB on the city of Melbourne, Australia
From the north
came a man called Rudd
Who was out for
Howard's blood
I'm a nice guy,
my name is Kev
Vote for me, me
too, he said.
They did but the dollar came down...
...with a mighty thud!
JB on 2007 Federal Election
The Leader needed
a dunning
But only
politicians were running
We had an
election
It wasn't
perfection
And its Bennelong
time coming
Julie Hunt,
Melbourne, on 2007 Federal Election
When Julie came
to Werribee
She was pin up
girl for the ALP
Just a filly from Wales
In a world of
males
And now PM is
what she'll be
JB
on 2007 Federal Election
There once was a
lady named Claudette
She was a cheeky
Indian brunette
Who turned her
hand to cooking food
But, at the risk
of being rude,
That wasn’t all
that made the men sweat
JB
on Claudette D'Cruz of No Worries
Curries
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